Guess what! It's Fai's fault, yet again.
She posted
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The Adventure Of The Donkey
Lethania and Raith were out for a translucent Valentine's walk in a fishbowl. As they went, Raith rested her hand on Lethania's neck. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so shimmery, Lethania was filled with metallic dread.
"Do you suppose it's plain here?" she asked insatiably.
"You stupendous silly," Raith said, tickling Lethania with her house. "It's completely wet."
Just then, a wooden donkey leapt out from behind a cactus and shot Raith in the hand. "Aaargh!" Raith screamed.
Things looked papery. But Lethania, although she was soft, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a bottle and, like a star shining in the sky, beat the donkey drowsily until it ran off. "That will teach you to shoot innocent people."
Then she clasped Raith close. Raith was bleeding instantaneously. "My darling," Lethania said, and pressed her lips to Raith's shin.
"I love you," Raith said stupendously, and expired in Lethania's arms.
Lethania never loved again.
There were a couple other ones that were quite funny. One involved Santa and a three way though, so I decided not to post that one out of decency...
But aside from this silliness, I've been hectically busy with work, and subsequently overworked myself and now I'm sick with something. At first we thought it was food poisoning, then possibly the flu, now it seem that on the third day/fourth night, that's it's lessened to a cold. Which I'm really glad for because I don't get another day off until Christmas.
Yay for being crazy busy and over worked! Fortunately I'm taking a week off "soon" to spend time with family and friends I haven't seen in a bit.